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shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
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Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
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Shampooed

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"
by yum-yum October 11, 2008
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English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.
"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."
by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007
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Shampoo Effect

Similar to how adding water to a nearly empty shampoo bottle gives you "more shampoo", giving a small amount of alcohol to someone who was very drunk the night before, returns them to a drunk state.
Bro 1: "Damn, why is Alex so drunk right now? He's only had two drinks."

Bro 2: "It's the Shampoo Effect, he was plastered last night."
by icechris March 14, 2012
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shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
by og October 27, 2004
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Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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