AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

AppleBees's Customer Service by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service 

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode

Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service by RobinEmma February 19, 2021

Terms Of Service 

A really, REALLY long and pointless document aimed at users using the service. No one ever reads the ToS, and if they did, they take things way too seriously.

It's also a waste of time.

Don't even bother trying to read the Terms Of Service, because there's nothing in it for you except lost time.

Terms Of Service by Sheriff's Deputy Rick Grimes April 12, 2015

Thank you for your service. 

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.

" Thank you for your service., but unfortunately I am not able to help you."

Thank you for your service. by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020

AOl customer service syndrome 

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

AOl customer service syndrome by Noel S December 3, 2003

customer service 

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.

You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.

customer service by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005

Internet service providings 

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.

Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"

Internet service providings by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009