Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.

Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?

by dongard November 17, 2019

dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.

Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.

by spagett November 1, 2021

scummer

Scummers are people proud to support the great football club of Southampton! We are loyal fans who hate skates with a passion!

Proud to be a scummer!!

by Fetch-bitch November 19, 2004

Slumber Party

When getting a blowjob from your girl, right when your about to blast your load down her throat you jam her all the way down on your dick, and pinch her nose so she passes out from suffication.

My girl was giving me dome last night and I gave her a fuckin slumber party. When she was passed out i shit in her purse.

by nambla #1 August 1, 2006

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

Scamber

Nickname for the character Amber Moore (played by Adrianne Franz) on the soap "Young and the Restless", a play on both the character's name and her scheming nature. Frequently used on the soap chat sites.

What in the world is Scamber up to now?

by Markt3 November 6, 2009

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008