budgie smuggler

a tight pair of pants, swimming shorts, or any type of mens underwear. usually outlining his genitals.

wow! he's got a budgie smuggler!

did you see matt

by ilymnp March 15, 2011

grape smugglers

men in speedos

those guys are grape smugglers

by WEEZEL February 15, 2003

bone smuggler

someone who has sexual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.

So if Bridget and Robert are dating and Bridget and Marty are boning, then Marty is the smuggler, Brigdet is the smugglee, and Robert is getting smuggled. Marty is bone smuggler.

by Jon Ringo September 20, 2008

love smuggler

A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.

Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Thou art the spot of a love smuggler!

by Barrington Cockpiss April 26, 2006

ganja-smuggler

slang for someone selling marijuana

That guy sells mad herb, hes a serious ganja smuggler.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Cock snuggler

He who snuggles with Cocks

daillest: " I will fuck you up you fag ass cock snuggler "

by Daillest February 28, 2005

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009