schwack

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

schmack

schmack means anything but no

"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything
but no)

by Bbob April 15, 2004

schmack

An intense for of smacking someone.

"You have nice boobs" says Fred.
"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.

by Lexis November 25, 2004

Schwack

v: To hit, drink, or smoke something.

n: The hit, drink, or puff of said something.

(As a verb): I schwacked my leg off of the desk and it hurt like hell.

(As a noun): Bobby D. took a schwack of my soda at lunch.

by Deez & Beno December 24, 2008

schnuck

German. An expression without any meaning which is included in everyday conversations to see how the other person reacts. First used in the "titanic" magazine and adapted by readers.

Ja, stimmt - aber auch schnuck, oder?
(Yes, right - but also schnuck, isn't it?)

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

schnarky

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.

"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"

by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009