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schmegma 

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
schmegma by Erin and Samantha April 21, 2003

schmedley 

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.
"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."

schmagoggled 

googly eyed. unable to look straight ahead.
I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.
schmagoggled by myrlte beach March 12, 2010
To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.
Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".
schmeck by goferman December 26, 2021

schmeagle 

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer
The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.
schmeagle by ashweebash December 9, 2008

schmegma 

it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
schmegma by jessica November 20, 2003