Rick Santorum

One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.

I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.

by Ploxhoi January 1, 2012

Santorum surge

1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.

TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"

by Benjamin Waugh January 6, 2012

Sartor

A Sartor is a special type of person. Sartor is the last name of usually a boy and is always knows as a Legend! He is funny, charming, and always has a kind heart. He is usually exceptional at sport and is a amazing athlete. He is the type of person who would stick up for his friends and if you came anywhere near his Girlfriend, you would be in a coma on life support. He is an amazing fighter, and could make a brick wall crumble and cry for mercy. There is no other way to put it! They are Champions! If you ever come across a Sartor, make sure you keep them close becuse this spectial person is very, VERY, hard to come by.

Sartor is Fuckin Legendary!!!
Sup Sartor?

by The Online Oxford Dictionary. December 15, 2019

Gojo Satoru

A professional photographer, a "mature" teacher and a hottie. This man has lots of simps, and ngl i'm one of them.

Simp 1: Omg, Gojo Satoru is so hot!
Simp 2: i agree bestie
Some random person: are you to okay?

by a-random-Adrian-Crevan-simp August 16, 2021

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Sacteria

The bacteria causing your testicles (Sac) to be smelly

"Jeez my balls stink, must be that damned sacteria again."

by Jason 2108 January 19, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018