Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.
"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008
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non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
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I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019
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Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
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i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
by cum #727 December 9, 2022
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swear for m&m's

person 1:did u sleep with him foreal?
person 2:yes i did
person 1:no u didn't
person 2:yes i did! i swear for m&m's !!!!
by equavious December 19, 2009
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swear-wordeo-ology

It is how swear word are replace with a letter to change it's "reputation".
You focker! Shiot! Bastardo!
Look biotch! i'M USING swear-wordeo-ology!
by jvchen7 February 17, 2003
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