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Bong Induced Stupidity

When you smoke so much pot you kill so many brain cells untill you have the IQ of a dead goat.
Your Bong Induced Stupidity is the bloody problem!
by PieMast3r April 1, 2010
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Conscientious stupidity

Doing something stupid while trying to do something good for the planet and society.
The woman demonstrated conscientious stupidity when she finished using the toilet and let the contents "mellow", cognizant of the drought. She then dropped her glasses in the toilet.
by bhoughto October 11, 2014
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Stupidiot

Who the heck is that? That's a Stupidiot, right there.
by Conor Riddle April 17, 2017
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Stupidiot

Someone who’s so oblivious to others feelings that they’re both stupid and an idiot
Yo I was practically throwing myself at him he’s such a stupidiot
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STUPIDISSIVES

A collection of individuals or groups, which may include but is not necessarily limited to progressives, lean forward type Democrats, Communists, Socialists, anarchists, intellectuals, professors, liberal pundits, media editors, race hucksters, race baiters, neighborhood activists, narcissistic and clueless politicians, actors, entertainers and assorted others, including the lawyer class which thrives on ever increasing regulation, as well as labor leaders and your garden variety of block-headed buffoons who just know more than you do. These individuals and groups promote sophomoric and offensive or socially toxic ideas or thoughts void of reason or any logically derived origin, arrived at without the benefit of scientific research, much less a minimal amount of clear minded forethought.
A collection of stupidissives, including an assortment of students, professors and political activists, defecated in the street to protest capitalism.
by Oddle Sines September 1, 2013
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stupidometry

The amateur scientific discipline of observing and reporting the level of stupidity exhibited by individuals in response to stimuli. In recent years, the rise of user-generated content online has driven an upsurge in stupidometry. The practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects frequently engage in heated debate in online forums and the comments sections of popular blogs. The impartial observer will often find it difficult to distinguish between practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects, given the subjective and often overlapping nature of these roles.
Example of enthusiastic stupidometry in response to blog post
Article: iPhone 10 rumours...
Comments
A: what a stupid article its pointless
B: No, it's pointless.
A: thats what I said stupid
B: No, that's not what you said. You said "its pointless". Missing apostrophe. Don't call me stupid.
C: Like I can't believe you wasted you're time correcting grammar in the comments dude!
D: well you wasted your time dude lolz, just had to comment didn't ya?
B: And it's "your" not "you're"
C: Anyhoo... android is better and iPhone 10 only for stupid fanbois
...
by freake March 6, 2014
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The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.
G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014
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