staph

An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors

A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...

by c0ntr0l October 27, 2007

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005

Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.

J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!

by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

PROZACK STAPLE

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!

Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!

by arekushi July 1, 2008

Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

Staptual

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

by Kris Carne May 19, 2015