sorry bout ya

Phrase used when someone is sorry for you. Usually said after someone is sorry for something funny and not to serious.

"Yeah guys this new blackberry that you don't have has internet and I'm surfing the web now... sorry bout ya."

"Haha you are dumb man."

by tcallaway February 8, 2010

Sorry, last cup

When you offer to do something with no intention of doing it.

Toby: Hey man, you want some help moving?
Gabe: Yeah! That'd be great!

Toby: Sorry, last cup *takes imaginary sip*

by Lydbuscus November 20, 2011

sorry, we couldnt find:

when you cant apostrophe

DUmabss: WHY IS THERE NO RESULTS FOR SORRY, WE COULDNT FIND: DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT OR SOMETHING

Me: No you just can't spell shit

by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

Sorry I'm not sorry

When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.

Often used by sorority girls.

My friends' boyfriends all think I'm prettier than them... Sorry I'm not sorry.

by SIUGREEKS April 21, 2011

Sorry Mickey!

A sarcastic way of saying sorry, when you really don't mean it, and everyone knows that you don't mean it. More effective when said in a sweet, high-pitched voice and accompanied by a shrug and a smile.

"Hey, you ate all the chips!" "Sorry Mickey!"

by aderbac March 18, 2009

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017

Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011