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slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax
"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)
by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021
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Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 7, 2022
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Slimy scumbag

Someone who drops people, friends, and everything after they get what they want
Brad turned into a slimy scumbag after he got a girlfriend
by Basic facts September 29, 2019
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slimy filling

She you are about to fuck a chick but realize she isn't wet enough, and your feeling really kinky so you have her take a wet shit on your dick so you can therefore penetrate her vagina without it being to dry.
"She wasn't wet enough so I made her give me a slimy filling."
by Astud32 June 6, 2016
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Slimy

When your friends or a singular member of your friend group rejects hanging out with you to hang out with members of the opposite sex.
Man, I was really looking forward to hanging out with the boys today, but half of them just had to be slimy and forget about our plans to go hang with bitches!
by angrymonkey56 July 7, 2018
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Slimy Nanner

A Slimy Nanner is the name given to those who do not prefer the taste of bananas, particularly those of a more slimy quality that usual.
William: "Hey, do you want a banana with your Nutella?"
Siobhan: "I would never put my beloved Nutella on a slimy nanner!"
by TheJones777 January 25, 2011
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Slimy

Ya know the disney show newsies? It's the guys from that but cooler. Like they don't sing and dance or anything it's just that time period but cool.

Pronounced slimmy
Headlines don't sell papers, Slimys sell papers.
by 131114 June 23, 2020
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