Shirin

A shirin is always supposed to be happy. If she is sad, then someone have really hurt her. Shirin usally have dark Brown eyes, she is skinny and have long dark hair. If you met a shirin you should take good care of her! Shirin is rare. She is usally funny and she is always a real friend if you are a real friend to her. she can have some attitude but only if she is mad. Shirin likes to have fun and a shirin is always the happy one! If you ever met a shirin you should take good care if her because she is rare.

Man: she is so pretty can you see her?
Other man: yes, go and talk to her! She looks like shirin.

by ANormalBoy1 December 11, 2016

tuxedo shirt

tuxedo shirt speed ball
A cheap alternative to speed ball that comes in from Mexico. It is growing in popularity in the South West, particularly Texas. Usually composed of equal parts mexican black tar heroin and low grade methamphetamine, so named do to the mottled appearance caused by the large course granules which are black (heroin) and white (meth), like the colors of a tuxedo shirt, also like the tuxedo shirt it seems to be particularly popular with lower class whites. Although usually smoked, it can also be snorted or injected, it is a favorite topic of the KDFW Fox 4 evening news who incessantly warm that it is invading our grade schools/middle schools.

If John Belushi had used the phrase 'git er done!' instead of make funny movies he would have overdosed on tuxedo shirt.

by UTD Hustla January 27, 2009

Texas T-Shirt

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.

" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "

by marscopar April 6, 2010

been there, done that, got the T-shirt

To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.

- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.

by soloact November 5, 2010

Shireen

a astoundingly beautiful woman; a goddess

I met a Shireen in Lowell and i could not even look at her, as she was so magnificent.

by Bigone August 17, 2003

Shirley Myers

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013

Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019