shart

A shart is when one shits and farts at the same time. its sort of like vomiting up a pizza.

'yo david i have to go shart'
'whats sharting'
'u will understand when ur older'
'im 33'
'thats a u problem not a me problem'

by jonny jonny jonny jonny jonny April 30, 2019

Shart

While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.

The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.

by Pat McGroin March 3, 2008

shart

A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste.

see also Cammshaft23

Camm is a human shart.

by cchil January 12, 2006

Shart

A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.

Damn it! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart!

by junglistgirl77 September 13, 2010

shart

fart and shit put together

u ****ing shart

by katie January 20, 2004

shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005

shart

A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.

Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.

by Puddin' Tame December 14, 2008