sizzler

n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."

I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.

by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

Sizzler

The sexual act that involves the female putting a packet of pop rocks in her mouth, and proceeding to give oral sex to a male. This results in a great tingling sensation that can be very arousing on the male's penis.

instead of a traditional blowjob, I decided to spice things up and opened a packet of pop rocks, suggesting a sizzler.

by Themachine2015 January 20, 2016

Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"

"Shizzle my nizzle"
"I get you..."

by Kay July 27, 2003

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

Sizzle Bitch

A girl that makes you bacon in the morning.

Yo, Sizzle Bitch, make me breakfast.

by AnAnonymousCow October 28, 2011

swizzle stick

the use of ones cock head to stimulate the pussy by way of sparatic motion concentrated mainly in the clitoral region.

My cousin danny was kinda with this chick and he swizzle sticked her. But then his brother, my cousin joe swizzle sticked the shit out of her. She loved it but she wouldnt let him creap the head in.

by theguzmaine December 26, 2005

shizzle

this means it's a for sure thing

Were going to your house after the movie for shizzle!

by okiefrommuskogee August 3, 2006