segan

A segan is a vegan (someone that does not eat any food made from animals or animal products) that also does not use drugs or alcohol or participate in casual sex.
Pronounced with a long e as in the word "week".
This is an edit to a previous definition.

Hello, would you care for a glass of wine, or a line of cocaine, or a cup of regular coffee, or to hook up, or whatever (fill in the blank) ? Oh, no thank you, I am segan.

by segan vegan October 4, 2009

Seganism

No soda diet or movement.

I don't drink soda there for its Seganism

by KreekCraft February 3, 2019

segarra

a Meiler, but to a much farther, and grosser, extent

person 1: Dude, that chick's a Meiler.
person 2: Awesome.
person 3: Nah, she's a friggin segarra.
1 & 2: Eww, that's fuckin gross.

by ppgf07 April 28, 2008

segagged

the art of taking a shit that is so stringy that u can weave it to be a moist cloth then choke your sex partner with it to cause sexual orgasmic functions to both sexualists

"I got so turned on when tom segagged me the other night."

by Danking February 15, 2008

segaeda

A crazy but really fun person to chill with very loving and caring always puts others first and will support you and be by your side Till the end and is very loyal and very good in bed

Gahhh damn he really is a segaeda

by Yung jerk February 26, 2018

segamegasaurus

A segamegasaurus is very funny and male. He loves to make people laugh but it a sad blob on Friday. He HATES sport. If you know one, treasure him as he is the funniest person you will ever meet.

Person: He’s so funny!
Person 2: Well, duh! He’s a Segamegasaurus!
Person: True!

by Don’tScareMePlease February 9, 2019

Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 8, 2019