banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

by boogiek March 22, 2023

wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

skanker love

When two people are walking side by side and put one hand into each others back pocket

Look at those people walking ahead of us with their hands in the back pockets. That's skanker love right there.

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

skankervision

men or women on web cam doing sexual acts with 2 or more people

just hangin on .....(video chat program) watchin skankervision

by Totalchaos September 8, 2005

Scantering

Walking without a definite purpose.

Where are you going, Maranda? Stop scantering about!

by Harry J. London June 20, 2009