Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013

fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna

Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich

by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017

Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 7, 2021

Slamming Sammies

When you absolutely go gorilla ape-shit mode on your gals busted spam can of a pussy.

Friend 1: Damn my penis is sore

Friend 2: No shit, I heard you Slamming Sammies with yo gal all night.

by Dr. Biggie Nut July 19, 2022

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024