randy ray

An insecure male who attempts to get every girl to like him. (If you are a female he will hit on you, basically he is a pedophile who has low standards.) This guy is a worthless and idiotic asshole who treats every girl like they are the girl for him, by wooing them about their "true beauty" eventually letting them down because they have a girlfriend and many other girls on the side. Not only is this male a chronic liar but a terrible liar. He has many insecurities and jealousy issues. If in public with his girlfriend, he gets jealous when a guy looks at her because he is easily threatened and knows deep down that he is not worthy of his faithful companion.

girl 1: hey look its a womanizer!

girl 2: no thats just a randy ray.

by chop&change August 4, 2010

Randy Moss

An NFL Wide Receiver who went from being the biggest bad ass in the NFL to the biggest joke. In 2007 Every Corner Back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. Now he is an emotional wreck where dog shit is more likely to get a reception these days. This is due to the fact that he does not try when things don't go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.

Guy 1: Did you see Michael Jenkins against the Giants?

Guy 2: Yeah that that pussy pulled a Randy Moss.

by Somet1 December 27, 2010

Randy

adjective:
1. Sexually aroused, turned on, or excited
2. strong desire for sex
3. stronger than the word horney

"I'm so randy, it's driving me crazy!"

by Katrina Amero January 19, 2009

randy strohmeyer

the hottest guy on the face of this planet, plays guitar for finch, who are the best band ever

i wish i was randy strohmeyer's guitar...

by holliver twist March 10, 2004

Randy

1. A felling of sexual excitment.
2. A random noob you find in a video game. Also refered to as randi

Christine "im so randy right now"
Ewan "you randi, learn to play!"

by Plungie January 19, 2014

Randy

Randys are never random and usually very handsome. They just loooove the smell of new cars, guitar woods and beautiful, young, virgin girls. Randys enjoy turning all their friends girlfriends on and then when the gals make advances, telling them, "Nah, sorry, bros before hos, sweetie pie, be faithful to your man!" It's common knowledge that they can GO ALL NIGHT when necessary and never need Viagra or Cialis. Most Randys go for quality over quantity, are true to the woman they love and will wait years for the right one to come along, instead of just ploinking any ol' skank that has an itch needing scratching. They are known for making women moist with their silky, smooth voices and charismatic style. A true Randy will make sure that his lover (wife) gets hers (sometimes 2 or 3 times) before getting his. A gentleman in every way, but he WILL get a little funky with you, if that's what your into! Randys are not prudes, nor are they perverts...but the name DOES apply. They are caring, loving, hard working individuals but also enjoy playtime, long walks on the beach and general laziness and relaxation. Randys do not require excessive amounts of food, sleep, alcohol or pain medication. Real Randys love God, Jesus and spreading The Word...if they can find anyone to listen.

Look at that guy over there with no underwear and the silly dog that doesn't care. Think he's a Randy?
No way, that must be a Dan or Gerard or something. Randy is hanging out over there talking to all the hot chicks!

by The Mofo of Elu!!! April 19, 2017

randy orton

let's get one thing straight first: I don't hate the man. he's one of my favorites on raw. But I'm sick of stupid women basing him only on looks. for fuck's sake, it's his wrestling skills that count. Idiots

stupid, idiotic woman: like omg randy is so fucking hot so he must be a good wrestler. OMG OMG I'm having an orgasm.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.

by Adrian November 19, 2004