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ricketson

(pronounced "rick it, son!")
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.

Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008
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k-rocked

originates from being under the influence of ketamine, but is accepted in generalized terms as being fucked up on pretty much anything, not just k.
dude, i am extremely k-rocked to the max.
by dps June 21, 2004
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rocked off ur face

1) getting zooted to the point where you need the help of friends to function for you
2) straight plastered
3) ridiculously drunk
4) blackout status
"its all about wednesday night .25 cent wings and just gettin rocked off ur face"

son u hittin up the bar.

ya im just tryin to get rocked off my face tonight
by judas III November 14, 2009
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Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Rickey Mask

Something that is soo kick ass it can only be accomplished by one person. can also be used as an adjective to describe something that is epic or kick ass.
How the FUCK do you pull that off!?!?!?!?! That is so0 RICKEY MASK!
by Lizard Fuckhead bitch ASS January 8, 2009
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racked up

by Levintage April 11, 2009
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riced out

refering to a pimped out asian riced aka a ricer...but instead of being pimped out its riced out
A honda civi with spinners and neons goes by and you say to your friend "That whip's riced out!"
by emiley September 21, 2005
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