cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

jizz receptacle

Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.

"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.

by Al dente 1973 February 29, 2008

Cum Receptacle

1) Any orifice on a woman.
2) Any orifice on a male homosexual.

Hi Mark, have you met my cum receptacle?

Suck it you little cum receptacle!

by His Bud March 25, 2006

reep

short for repulsive- originated by the coolest gurl in da world in Wiliamsburg Va on a school trip.(kat "fraplan" frabotta)

"EW that movie was sooo reep'
"i cannot beleive that reep miniskirt is $120"

by kabotta March 26, 2005

retext

responding to a text message with another text message

p1. Somebody texted me.

p2. you gonna call them back?

p1. no, i will retext instead

by hoorayforboobies July 8, 2009

male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016

receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009