smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.

Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011

Recourse

When you repeat intercourse the morning after a questionable one night stand

"Dude, I can't believe i recoursed that girl this morning. She was like a soft 3 but I was at a level 10 erection so I had to make it happen"

by UrBoi123 October 23, 2017

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003

rebound pound

The engagement of a sexual act while on the rebound of a relationship.

After breaking up with Billy, Jenny had a rebound pound with the bartender.

by DanaM982 May 14, 2009

relol

v. The act of lol'ing at something you've already seen that was funny the first time, out of politeness. Typically occurs when receiving pasted links via instant messenger.

Friend: omg look at this awsome pic i jus found on the intertubes!!!!
You: relol
Friend: jeez u seen evrything u jaded bastard

by Aristoi March 18, 2008

Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.

"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."

by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005

reloy

someone who is retarted

brian is such a reloy

by phil November 9, 2004