keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

revisionary

The wiping of residual fecal matter from one's anus long after the initial wiping has occured. Usually triggered by the awkward feeling of an undergarment sticking inside the anal crack.

After feeling unclean and seeing a large skid mark in my underpants, I decided it was time for a revisionary. I felt so much better afterwards.

by Tommy Jameson March 18, 2004

reeves

a dirty stripper

reeves:
she noddin her head like yahh shes movin her hips like yahh but not like miley cyrus do. shes a slut.

by jonnaydepp:) October 4, 2009

Reeves

When you do something completely inane and retarded. It annoys most around. This is called pulling a Reeves. Someone pulling a Reeves can usually be stopped by taking control of the situation or shouting, 'Hey, hey, why don't you.... SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"Dudes, dudes, dudes, I'm in a hurry. COME ON COME ON. Hey, look at my penis. Wow.... COME ON. Oh.. jeez... Hurry hurry.
"Stop pulling a Reeves and, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"Ok...."

by Lando McPherson November 8, 2007

charlie reeves

Nigga

Charlie Reeves is a nigga

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

revis

Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!

Revis get over here John needs to pull

by Luke January 28, 2005