redonculingus

Oral sex performed after several (12 or more) alcoholic beverages have been comsumed. Often performed on sexual partners with body mass ratios much larger that that of the performer. sim(redoncalatio, redaunkabation, redaunkulation)

Mike got so gassed last night he ended up leaving with a fatty and gave her redonculingus for four hours.

by redoncavator June 12, 2006

redonk

ridiculous, not cool at all, wack

That outfit is redonk.

by KM March 22, 2004

Redonkulous

to define something as so ridiculous that it ascends all comprehension on the matter

that monkey flying a plane was redonkulous!

by Zach Cummins April 18, 2004

redonkulous

A term used to describe an event or object that is not justified by using ridiculous.

Steve: "My girlfriend deepthroats so well, that she gets my BALLS in her mouth!"

Dave:"Dude, that's fucken redonkulous!"

by Rob Murray & Adam Levine April 19, 2005

Redbone Paratrooper

The act of having sex while wearing a condom while female is on her period, and at the completion of the male climax, removing the condom, tying the end off, and "slingshotting" into the air across the room, thus, like a deploying paratrooper.

Man, My girlfriend was so horny on the the rag the other day, we had crazy sex and I redbone paratrooper -ed the condom like 15 feet into the toilet from her bed.

by Bozerk September 6, 2010

redbone

fine light skinneded black goddess

beyonce, halle berry, etc.

by waltramagne May 9, 2005

RedMonkey

Adj. Extremely unfunny; unsuccessfully attempting to display wit or humor.

No one in the room laughed at the horrible comedian's Redmonkey joke.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003