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rattle

a man from whose mouth information, true and false, flows out all day long without consideration, almost without volition. (as defined by C.S. Lewis in Surprised by Joy)
At first I thought he was trying to fool me, but after a few days spent in his company, I realized he was just a rattle.
by hypocritic May 11, 2021
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jambo rattler

This is the most extreme version of gastric expulsion from the human anus. Characterised by a loud, thunderous noise, often referred to as the "bass" factor as it will hit anyone standing within 20 or so feet with the percussive blast of the loudest rock concert. Often occompanied by varying amounts of "cackle-berry-juice" these farts can become quite moist and odorous, and at times a quick check is neccessary to determine whether or not any "Mud" was thrown during said release.
"There I was, standing right in front of the whole group when that damn Jambo Rattler snuck up on me and cleared the room."
by NickDubb August 4, 2006
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Cunt Rattle

A sudden burst of trapped air from the vagina. Somtimes known as a fanny fart.
Paaaarrrrrpppp! "My goodness Sophie was that your bottom that made that awfull noise?" "No Alexandria it was a Cunt Rattle"
by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010
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Steamy rattlesnake

When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.
I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.
by The Steamy Master November 22, 2011
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Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.
My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.
by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017
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coiled rattlesnake

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake
Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake
by Latte Zinger August 8, 2017
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Cheek rattler

A crippling fart that rattles the room to its core
We were hiding from the cops and Johnny let out a cheek rattler and got us busted.
by Grifter23 January 4, 2021
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