6 definitions by Big Jock79
Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"
Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"
Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"
by Big Jock79 December 15, 2010
Paaaarrrrrpppp! "My goodness Sophie was that your bottom that made that awfull noise?" "No Alexandria it was a Cunt Rattle"
by Big Jock79 December 15, 2010
Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?
A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.
A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.
by Big Jock79 December 2, 2010
A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
by Big Jock79 December 2, 2010
To make love to a woman in a hard energetic mannor. So much so that it may loosen the fillings in her teeth.
Q: "I heard your bed springs from next door Bob. must have been some session."
A: "It sure was Bill my cock is throbbing i was knocking her fillings out."
A: "It sure was Bill my cock is throbbing i was knocking her fillings out."
by Big Jock79 December 15, 2010
by Big Jock79 December 2, 2010