Ron Jeremy

One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*

by HarryPothead February 20, 2004

ron jeremy

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"

by PhantoMatt January 29, 2007

Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

by Nik January 30, 2004

Ron Paul

Republican candidate that gon legalize medical marijuana

Boy 1: I'm finna vote for Ron paul
Boy 2: what for Jimmy
Boy 1: He gon get us that pot!
Boy 2: Ron gettin faded!!

by YoUNg MoNeY SwAGg Tre January 6, 2012

Ron the Tool

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.

" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".

by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008

Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009