Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 27, 2012

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 9, 2022

gay quake

When a gay/lesbian person has a mini orgasm ( like an earthquake ) from a hot person

Hannah was looking at gal Gadot and had a gay quake

by Hapinesslives329 May 7, 2019

Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 26, 2019

Anal Quake

A type of anal orgasm where a persons legs shake uncontrollably.

“This feels so good why are my legs shaking?” “ That’s an anal quake.”

by AGruntsLife August 29, 2022

Quaking a Josh

An urban legend of 3 Sentient ducks living out their lives in a costume that looks like a human male.

Im three ducks in a man costume I'm only here for the bread I must be quaking a josh

by Duckmanjosh November 23, 2021

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 28, 2018