quick quacketty

An expression of revulsion at the readiness of some people to support pseudo-medicines like homeopathy or ayurvedic therapy, or pseudoscience generally.

She spent four hundred quid on vials of sugar water last weekend? Aww, quick quacketty!

by Fearman September 27, 2007

the quackening

An event, get together or party that does not actually exist and you’re just making stuff up to mess with your family, friends and co-workers

Yeah sorry I can’t come into work today, I have to go to the quackening.

by Define”Incorrectly” January 12, 2019

Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.

Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.

by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009

quachee

1. Sitting on the throne talking to Timmay
2. An act of defecating.
3. Releasing the chocolate dragon

I can't talk to you right now because I am taking a quachee.

by Faded Death January 29, 2009

quiche

"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."

"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."

by Robert Flynn, Machine Head January 11, 2004

Quacker

Slang for transvestite. They try to hold a high girly voice, but when you're really laying some cock into them, they can't hold the falsetto and start quacking.

That is one hot quacker...

by meeplemeeple December 18, 2010

[Quiche]

To call someone a Quiche is to insult their body odour....cheese bacon etc
Also can include
"Quichey Beaver"
"Quichey Mammal"
"Quichey Hymen"

Quiche Quichey, Quicherella (female) Quiche (male)
"Ya quichey Hymen"
(calling the smell of the female area
"Ya beverey quiche" to call their faces and smalls

by AngelaaaQuiche January 18, 2009