[Quiche]

To call someone a Quiche is to insult their body odour....cheese bacon etc
Also can include
"Quichey Beaver"
"Quichey Mammal"
"Quichey Hymen"

Quiche Quichey, Quicherella (female) Quiche (male)
"Ya quichey Hymen"
(calling the smell of the female area
"Ya beverey quiche" to call their faces and smalls

by AngelaaaQuiche January 18, 2009

Quiche

Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl

"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"

by ACBP October 23, 2013

Quiche

Seriously fucking hot.

Ja'mie is so quiche

by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013

quiche

egg pizza

ethan is a quiche

by anonymous September 25, 2018

quiche

Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.

OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche

by itsactuallynotme November 9, 2013

Quiche

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

quiche

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

by Tommy Theobald December 28, 2005