Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

by 221342 January 20, 2019

monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

Python

A popular slang word used to describe something that's cool, hip or awesome. The phrase "That's so python!" is usually used to describe something at the next level, cooler than cool.

OMG, Caitlin those new shoes are SO python!

by LMS9273 December 14, 2010

python

A completely useless programming language used when you cannot download something better to program with, by the incredibly bored or forced upon students

You're using python? Poor bastard....

by Cae November 13, 2004

Pythonic

A long thick or skinny but most likely thick looking penis

The guy I hooked up with last night, he was PYTHONIC

by stephanme April 26, 2011

Python

To eat something quickly or without chewing

he just pythoned two plates of spag then passed out on my couch

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

monty python

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

by slddsldk January 15, 2005