a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger.
b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk
b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk
b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
by stricky September 8, 2007
Get the Ponk mug.Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
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Get the Poonking mug.Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.
Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.
The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
by fromtheJtotheB June 12, 2012
Get the Ponks mug.Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
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Get the ponk mug.1. Cum in a pond.
2. An evil gopher that lives in a tree and feeds off male genitalia several times daily, increasing in size.
2. An evil gopher that lives in a tree and feeds off male genitalia several times daily, increasing in size.
1. That girl made me Ponkum
2. I was walking home with my boyfriend when suddenly a Ponkum jumped out and ate his nuts.
2. I was walking home with my boyfriend when suddenly a Ponkum jumped out and ate his nuts.
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