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Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023
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Pouch Pumping

The act of two members inside the murr community have sex via the suits pouch
"I met this roo suiter, took him back to my room and did some serious
Pouch Pumping"
by DickGulper April 8, 2025
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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pumpin pork chops

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.
Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!
by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017
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Pimping agency

Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).
A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).
by maryal March 10, 2013
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48 Laws of Pimping

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
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