man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

by Dead April 22, 2003

Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.

Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.

by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005

Pudding Cup

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.

John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

by Ben on the Zombie Board October 5, 2006

DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

pudding

Bill Cosby's favorite food in the whole world.

"See you next time eatin' the pudding."

by DaChazman May 4, 2005

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003

chocolate pudding pants

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

by Pit Pat October 5, 2007