Positive Slope

Refering to the positive slope on the bell curve. Meaning, below average intelligence, stupid or moronic. stupid, dumb,moron,idiot,retarded.

The fact that Johnny blew his fingers off with a fire cracker incicates he has a positive slope.

by Dannyboy1969 September 6, 2008

Positive Vibes

When someone considers doing cocaine 3 times a week and believing in astrology is a good substitute for a personality.

"Good morning! It's 1pm, what did you get into yesterday?"

"You know how Tuesday's be! I was at the function dancing my ass off, like a typical Libra, all positive vibes last night!"

by Sniffleupagus February 24, 2020

putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011

positive feedback

When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.

"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"

by noisebastard March 26, 2008

Sex-Positive

Synonym for whore, slag or slut.

"Riley is so sex-positive"

"You mean she's a slag?"

by Bumwhole February 23, 2021

positive

Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.

In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !

by Madame Zelda July 23, 2005

positive troll

A person who gives compliments to the point where it could be annoying or creepy.

"dude, this chick on youtube's been positive trolling me! She's commented on like every vid..."

by AwaiGenkaku June 12, 2012