A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
by bschwarz May 24, 2011
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This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.
by HonestGuyToTheEnd September 10, 2011
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by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020
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1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!
Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!
Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!
Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!
2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.
3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!
Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!
Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!
Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!
2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.
3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
by aspman November 28, 2009
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This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.
by Xaypock March 24, 2003
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Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!
by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006
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