hokey-pokey

What it's all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!

by ghosty November 24, 2005

Pokey

See Gumby. Orange protoplasmic horse sidekick to green hand- and foot-less Claymation hero. Not very bright but quite willing.

Gumby: Pokey, please get your tail out of the fire

by H2OLemming November 2, 2004

pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.

Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!

by C.I. December 26, 2007

porkypine47

The Cringiest 12 year old on youtube making cancer content. I watched him once i lost brain cells.

Person: Dude check out porkypine47
Person2: Urban dictionary says porkypine47 is cringe

by Porkypine47 March 30, 2017

Porker-Pig

Being fat. and remember, if you are skinny, you can still be fat... like cutting in line at mcdonald's just cause you are hungry and fat.... eating your food before you leave any drive-thru...un-buttoning your pants after a meal...asking for no ice in your drink at a restaraunt because ur fat and want more soda....accidently taking a big bite of ur finger instead of ur food...if people at a fast food restaraunt i.e. McDonald's know you by ur first name... now thats a Porker-Pig for you.

1. Wow, what a fuckin Porker-Pig, that guy asked for thick crust on his pizza.

2. KAREN is a Porker-Pig, she got mad cause i ate one of her fries.

3. a Porker-Pig can be someone who says, "oh no thank you im not that hungry"....(because they're cheap and fat) then 5 minutes later saying, "ok maybe just a little" but they end up eating the whole plate of tacos.

by Teresa Palacios January 3, 2006

porker!

The name for a person who is on the rather large side of life.

if you push your cheeks to the front of your face with your hands it will turn you into a porker!

by greg stocker October 30, 2006

porker

another word for someone being fat or obese.

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.

by Andrew May 7, 2003