Pontus

A guy with a super big Penis

You have a big penis Pontus

by Nigger12345654321 October 2, 2020

ponte vedra

Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.

"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."

by charlyphraser June 26, 2014

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

by Jeremy December 23, 2004

Pontstiff

The boner hiding under the Pope's volumous robes when he has a particularly creepy look on his face or has just interacted with young choir or altar boys.

"Go and get the choir, Bishop. I have a huge pontstiff coming on."

by Kent Rigel May 4, 2010

Pontiac GTO

Holden Monaro (an Australian car) that has been rebadged for sale in america.

That Pontiac GTO is really a Holden Monaro

by argos090 March 14, 2009

pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.

I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.

by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009

pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004