poison pill

Something added to a situation, company, deal, object, etc., to make it undesirable to takers, buyers, thieves, investors, or conquerors.

"They're planning a hostile takeover of our company, but we're taking on a huge debt which ought to serve as a poison pill and turn them off."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008

poison

1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough

2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.

3) Alcoholic beverage

1) I've poisoned your dinner

2) Poison are like trannies

3) What's your poison?

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Poison crab

An exciting prank played on a sleeping loved one. The prankster bares their ass and crawls on all fours with tummy to the ceiling (like a crab) to position their anus near the face of the dormant loved one. At this point the prankster waits until the loved one has exhaled and then lets a putrid fart escape timed to be immediately sucked into the loved ones mouth or nose as they inhale. This act does not have to be video taped, but can provide a nice parting gift should the relationship turn sour.

He was snoring again so i let him have the poison crab.

She was passed out and even a poison crab couldn't revive her!

by nonmeat-jrt May 11, 2008

Freddie Mercury Poisoning

A slang term for AIDS. Also a word play of Freddie Mercury's name, who tragically died of AIDS.

He looks very sick, it could be Freddie Mercury Poisoning

by Beric March 8, 2014

poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.

Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.

by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009

Poison the Well

Best hardcore band ever. Not a screamo, emo, punk, pop-punk, indie, ska, hard rock, or metal band. Real hardcore. Since they are so great, this word can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is that awesome.

That chick is so poisonthewell, I need to get a piece of that right now.

by Cam April 26, 2004

steel poisoning

(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.

"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."

by Avelon May 24, 2005