Plorny

Platonically horny

Lmfao you two are so plorny for each other

by Bahahahah lolpol June 5, 2021

Plormby

“to very passionately and energetically do something” Something usually being murder of some variant. One may typically follow up a “plormby” statement by commenting on how unsanitary the action will be to emphasize the point.

Example: I’m going to plormby all over you
Translation: (I’m going to stomp on your corpse and enjoy it)
Example 2: Get plormbied on
Translation: (Rot in hell motherfucker)

by Aeth 472 July 30, 2023

plorum

to find something extremely funny, or to laugh when over message.

person 1: “says funny joke”
person 2: “HAHAHA PLORUM”

by mari omori September 23, 2023

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

snow plougher

Someone who does a lot of coke, usually yours.

Johnny is a real snow plougher. He Hoovered my eightball this weekend.

by The Dinger August 7, 2017

Merry Ploughboy

Killing a father swan with a golf ball and proceeding to use the feathers of the recently deceased to stimulate the prostate of your lover

I thought we were having a quiet night of poker until Shane began to Merry Ploughboy Garry

by G-bears Swanlike Lover August 27, 2021

plort

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

by MirandaD December 5, 2007