plop

a plop is when someone is taking a poo. and when the poo hits the water in the toilet the poo makes a plop like sound.

i was just in the toilet and flora did such a huge plop!

by matt godden October 14, 2007

ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

by daman1127 September 19, 2013

plople

The sound made when a curved turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!

by Happenstance May 4, 2010

ploptart

a chocolate flavored poptart that is filled with shit

I bet that all the niggers have to eat ploptarts for breakfast because their so god damn poor.

by chodester69 October 31, 2009

ploppies

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.

Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.

by Simon May 19, 2008

Plophtotal

Literally to rape or otherwise have sex with a door or other entryway. Often used to describe the process of *forcing* a door open by pushing the bolt back with a screwdriver.

I plophtotaled the door so we could get in.

by Superkuh April 17, 2004

plopsicle

A popsicle containing or wholly consisting of Anal excrement.

"Wow Jimmy this plopsicle is great! how did you know I loved corn?"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005