pooperson

Pooperson = Shitty headed person.

That bitch is such a pooperson

by urbanspeak January 2, 2015

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious

to have a wonderful time pooping!!

did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

Plopper

A big ass turd that is over 5 inches long and as thick as a wrist.

Man! Look at that runny wet plopper coming out of Kaitlin Bennett‘s ass!!!!

by Duckduckgoosemoose May 2, 2020

Amish Plower

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.

Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!

Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!

by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010

punctual-pooper

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!

Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.

by mrlambo March 5, 2012