Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
Get the Phillip Schofield mug.A girl who is tired of searching up her name and only seeing results for the country. She is amazing and beautiful!! SHE IS TIRED OF BEING NICKNAMED PHILADELPHIA
Boy1: damn who dat... shes cool
Boy2: thats Philippine, dont make fun of her name tho she’ll unleash her inner demon
Boy2: thats Philippine, dont make fun of her name tho she’ll unleash her inner demon
by Bingbingbong11 June 10, 2020
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A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.
"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
by Barry January 27, 2005
Get the phillippa mug.by MMMmMm May 14, 2015
Get the Mr Phillip mug.A beautiful country southeast of China. It's a melting pot of western and eastern cultures. Although many people hate on the Philippines, that's unjustified becuase they're just there to look around. you have to live there to know the def. Filipinos (it's spelled with an F) are very religious, respectful, humble and hospitable people. WE are very classy and have great success when brought into the world stage. Big things that came out of the Philippines:
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
tourist: I think western countries should envy the Philippines...it's a friggin paradise for intelectuals and beauties!
by simsbury7193 May 8, 2009
Get the Philippines mug.Phillip Is a lit person who loves video games and is trying to be quiet.Phillip is an amazing person, best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving.He's perfect in literally every way possible and he's probably the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
Phillip is a complete freaking legend
by xXMaster_DerpXx May 22, 2019
Get the Phillip mug.To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009
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