phantom buzz

The false sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrate in your pocket when you're suffering from textpectation or expecting a call from that certain girl (that will never actually call you back).

Guy #1: <whips cell phone out of pocket>
Guy #2: She finally got back to you?!?
Guy #1: Nope. Damn, it was just phantom buzz.
Guy#2: Ouch, sorry dude.

by bimmer95 January 21, 2009

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

phantom forces

A blocky lego game on Roblox where little kids think they can 360 no scope off the crane.

My daddy is Builderman and he will ban you from Phantom Forces if you kill me!

by TheDeepBlue December 2, 2017

phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.

He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.

by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp September 30, 2008

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

by Boozle December 15, 2008

phantom nut

The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.

jack gave holly a phantom nut...

by sqwiggy February 17, 2007