Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009

phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.

"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."

by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016

phantom fuckboy

A fuckboy who has no apparent fuckboy qualities, but whose fuckboy tendencies present themselves insidiously during the course of getting to know him.

Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.

Jordan seemed so sweet on our first couple of dates, but after he texted me "u up?" at 3am 2 nights in a row, I am starting to think he might be a phantom fuckboy.

by LovinCheese69 March 12, 2018

phantom fail

Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.

chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.

chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.

by thechickencow March 15, 2011

Phantom Dump

When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!

Man 2: What is it friendo?

Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!

Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.

by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012