emma perkins

The art of filling all holes of a woman whilst singing the national anthem until climax. Swapping at strategic intervals

Dude, this weekend me and a few of the lads dished out an emma perkins

by Devilman850 March 7, 2011

Kendrick Perkins

A player who plays for the Boston Celtics. Claims to be the best center in the NBA. He actually is one of the best centers in the NBA due to his performance in the playoffs. Basically Perkins is a beast and potentially could turn into a baby Moses Malone.

Person 1: Man did you see Kendrick Perkins in the first half

Person 2: Yea, he is a beast. What did he put up

Person 1: Like 13 points and 12 rebounds.

Person 2: Shit!!! he's a beast!!!

by Marcus1992 April 15, 2010

Perking

The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.

"Phil was perking while home alone one day."

by Violet Sullivan June 28, 2017

duck hunting permit

A duck hunting permit is a sex filled situation.

"Let's go have some fun,
I hope we all have our duck hunting permits!"

by Lu. April 19, 2008

Perkiscizing

when a person takes enough percecet to become perkiscized.

Dude...jordan you arnt fucked up...your perkiscized.

by Adam Sholes January 2, 2005

Perkitis

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)

“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed”

by UKMeanings September 10, 2023

Permitis

When a girl gets a good fresh perm and starts thinking she is all that and too good for her folk.

TT been acting brand new since she got her hair done, she won't even sit by us at lunch she must got permitis or something.

by sunninume May 7, 2009