perking 

to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs

Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.

perking by that dozen April 30, 2005

perking 

To fake, hold out on someone.

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.

perking by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

perking 

Faking, holding out on someone. To be lying.

You perking on me bout that CD, cuz yean even make it yet.

perking by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

Perking 

The act of jerking off while puking

"Dude I was perking at my girlfriend's house yesterday"

Perking by ThuhUtterLickrs November 12, 2014

Perking 

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

Perking by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

Perking 

The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.

"Phil was perking while home alone one day."

Perking by Violet Sullivan June 28, 2017

Perking 

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

Perking by fummm September 4, 2021