hs pedos

abbreviation for "high school pedafiles" or "high school pedos" (see pedos)

The varsity football team lost their poontang to hs pedos and their geriatric friends

by Blonde_Lolita April 22, 2003

Penostricitis

The act of inserting one's hand inside the H.I.V. ridden asshole of an african american individual, followed by a trip to Cambodia to visit a whore who happens to have gonorrhea. The aforementioned hand is then placed within the vagina of the cambodian individual, then rubbed upon your best friend's face.

"Dude, I totally just gave you penostricitis!"

by Dr.Spookymuffin September 25, 2011

Peniosity

The curiosity of another mans penis.

My peniosity for Johnny Depp is quite immense.

by Deedan August 20, 2014

penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

Pedoskills

The act of being a pedophile and not being caught

"with these pedoskills i will never get caught"

by nobromo November 1, 2016

pendson

A hot dignity hot man with a large ding dong and can steal your girl

Bro people call me Pendson

by DestructoWeiner August 25, 2017

PENDOUSTRIOUS

Fucking your momma on her couch then passing her to my homeboy in yo room.

Ex 1. Damn I'm finna be PENDOUSTRIOUS.

by Muhhfuckiiiinuhhhqua September 22, 2017