Patrick

A big, fat, pink, stupid starfish from Spongebob Squarepants. He can't do anything right. He sits around with a stupid sponge all day.

Person 1: Leo is such a Patrick. He's so fat and stupid.
Person 2: Ya, and pink.

by chickencreation September 15, 2012

Patrick

patrick star, best friend of sponge bob square pants. Duh

Hey Patrick, wanna go to the crusty crab for lunch and then after go jelly fishing?

by _geek_girl_101_ March 1, 2015

Patrick

A mexican football player that smokes weed and got kicked out of school. Super hot and all girls want him. Hes a bro. He has a funny voise and is always comming in my damn homeroom

wow that kids hot

i bet his name is patrick

by Lynzieisabtw March 4, 2008

Patrick

An albino pervert who is into nans, uncles and people called Rosa. He also likes sex in confined spaces. He also prefers whites to blacks but claims he's not a racist. A term to be used on the odd occasion.

"Uh, he's such a Patrick"

by 4non4mys August 19, 2017

Patrick

19 year old virgin, nice guy, but he always owes everyone money.

Person 1: Remember that time patrick got laid?
Everyone: No.

by Hux420 May 2, 2018

Patrick

A dry name. Like the sahara desert. Usually does retarted stuff to be funny. It sometimes works

Patrick is such a dry name. Like an old white dude.

by user1675930322 May 14, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is probably the most manipulative, annoying, mean, cruel, caring, hateful, and terrible person you might meet. Hopefully you dont meet them because of the reasons before.

"Yo Patrick shut up!"

by Yoursogaylol June 27, 2020