Post - Past
Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
Get the Post Past mug.When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
by the engineer April 2, 2013
Get the half past fap mug.Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
Get the present past mug.anytime past 10:00 pm
“ Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.”
“omg, you’re right, it’s past 10:00!”
“ Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.”
“omg, you’re right, it’s past 10:00!”
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Get the Hottest person in the world past, present, and future mug.Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
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by posaidon April 13, 2023
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