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Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
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half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
by the engineer April 2, 2013
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present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
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anytime past 10:00 pm

anytime past 10:00 pm is when everyone on earth is insanely horny.
anytime past 10:00 pm
“ Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.”

“omg, you’re right, it’s past 10:00!”
by imfunny777 April 13, 2023
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ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.
I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.
by McDrunk April 4, 2012
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Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?
by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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