Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.

Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.

by shaddshadd April 29, 2011

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

by willie weewee January 10, 2022

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 15, 2009

Dick parade

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 04, 2015

waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.

We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.

by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 06, 2017